Here I thought “Barack Fu: The Adventures of Dirty Barry” would be the craziest thing on the interwebs this week. Instead, I give you the Trumpy Bear. I swear this is real.
Thank Twitchy for bringing this to our attention. Or blame them. Honestly, I’m not sure yet.
I’m a little without words right now. Thankfully, pictures are worth a thousand of them.
Well, my sister finally returned my Xmas present to her. Trumpy Bear takes up residence in the Trump Suite of my house (aka the America EFF YEAH room). pic.twitter.com/lG774GdpoY
— Bob (@Gravylicious13) June 27, 2018
This is the way me and Trumpy bear roll! pic.twitter.com/F8Zen93o8e
— Dan Lynch (@DLynch82ndAbn) June 23, 2018
We may need one in studio. Something to give the Daily Wire Tumblers us. Trumpy Bear gotta poop somewhere.
I can’t wait for the Instagram account of Trumpy Bear at the Mexican/American border. Or of Trumpy Bear in Trump Tower. Trumpy Bear reading Hillary Clinton’s What Happened.
Joking aside, it really is brilliant. MAGA-America is an underserved market. Stuffed animals have been one of the most popular toys in the history of toys. It’s the perfect gift for that special Fox News fan in your life. Even better for the RESIST drone you haven’t yet cut out of your life. Your Christmas list just finalized.
Trumpy Bear is here to make America great again. Even though America is already superior to any other country.